WHEN I GO TO THE CLUB THE BOUNCERS SEE ME IN MY POLARFLEECE AND LEVI’S AND THINK TO THEMSELVES “OK WE SHOULD PROBABLY RELAX THE DRESS CODE FOR THIS GUY” THEN I GO IN THE CLUB AND DRINK SOME SPARKLING WATER AND DO THE WHITE BOY SHUFFLE FOR A WHILE THEN I GO SMOKE SOME CIGARETTES THEN I DRINK SOME MORE WATER AND MAYBE A TEQUILA IF I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME AND THEN I ASK MY FRIENDS IF THEY WANT TO STOP FOR A BITE TO EAT BEFORE WE ALL GO HOME